A more accurate title would be “Hello whomever you are that just stumbled onto my pathetic little blog.”
For the sake of internet anonymity, in case you’re a crazy, you can call me Katie Poule. Poule is French for chicken, because I am, for lack of a better word, a chicken. Anatomically, I’m a female human, not exactly a “hen” and not exactly “spring,” but I certainly am green. I’m an incoming freshman at the illustrious University of Michigan. Personality-wise, I’m a chickenshit. Actually, I’m an OCD chickenshit, which is even worse.
This should be interesting…